Not Spring Cleaning...

OK... so maybe I'm a little frantic...

I'm having multiple family members who have never recognized me in public places coming to my home for my mom's 85th birthday... I've (read HE) have been cleaning, and painting, and hiding stuff and throwing stuff away. I've even been bringing little bags of stuff to work to throw in the big dumpster in the basement... just so HE doesn't see it in the garbage and pull it out and hide it in the garage.

I mean HE is a saver and a horder and is NOT organized about it... and it's driving me cRaZy!

I'm running around in circles and the dogs don't like me moving in on their gig. Poor old HIM... he's so pooped at the end of the day - HE just drops into bed (and I think prays for death to give him a little peace and quiet).

Have you got any hints to relax... before the BIG day? Or maybe I should start DRINKING heavily...